The Jumbo Compendium 5-In-1
Bumper Dungeon Fun Pack!

Jason Mills
June '99

The Agreement

I the undersigned do hereby leave and bequeath to, and otherwise deliver into the hands of, Quikpiss Adventurous Enterprises (hereinafter referred to as "The Company"), all my worldly possessions of mundane or magical nature which accompany my person into the recreational facility known as The Jumbo Compendium 5-In-1 Bumper Dungeon Fun Pack (hereinafter referred to as "The Facility") in the event of my death by any cause, natural, unnatural or supernatural, whilst within the boundaries of the facility. I understand that items left at the reception desk (hereinafter referred to as "The Desk") are excluded from this Agreement, but are left at the owner's risk. Any inanimate items of mundane or magical nature which I discover within the facility are mine in law, but revert to the Company in the event of my death in the circumstances described heretofore. This document supersedes any and all earlier wills, testaments and statements of intent with regard to all possessions defined by the terms stated heretofore. If my death be of a temporary nature, the conditions herein stated shall still apply, with the sole exception of any item(s) essential to the continued existence of my eternal soul (eg. Ring Of Soul-Storing): such items may be compulsorily purchased from the Company by my representatives for 500 Gold Pieces; if, after one month, they remain unclaimed, they may be purchased by any individual, group or organisation for 1000 Gold Pieces per item, o.n.o. All items not covered by this "Temporary Death Clause" may be sold, placed within the Facility or disposed of by any other means the Company sees fit. My mortal remains shall be thrown to the dogs and my undying soul placed before the Gods for like treatment; intervention with Divine Entities on my behalf is by special arrangement, at the Company's discretion, and beyond the scope of this document. My statutory rights are not affected.

Signed                                                      Date

To reorder, please quote: QAE/SUCKER/1.